Mobile SMS

i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Friends I’m Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Think positive‚¦
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?